Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 02, 2023

dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian April 02, 2016

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Glazed Donut

When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt

“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”

by Tay’s.cock December 08, 2021

Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.

She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.

by TacoGirl88 November 02, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 07, 2021

Glazed donut

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩

I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut

by Glazed boy December 28, 2023