Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Powder Donut

When you go down on a larger woman who uses cornstarch/baby powder between her folds to keep dry.

Guy 1: Dude what's on your face??
Guy 2: Oh I got a powder donut from becky. Guess I didn't wash it all off!

by BackThatBitchUp February 15, 2020

Make those donuts

To make money. Used in older generations.

"I'm off to work!"
"Cool! Go make those donuts."

by Nambuway November 18, 2018

donut

donut = enna happy

Why is Enna so happy?
She got donut

by thebestdonuteater April 22, 2020

donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

by pope donutist May 24, 2023