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Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
by Bartholemew Handycam Pistachio February 20, 2025
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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Class of 09

GORMOND: What are you playing?
Frank: Class of 09
GORMOND: retart
by manualbreathingandblinking2395 February 21, 2025
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Class of 2027

The age group born in Fall 2008 - Summer 2009. Currently in sophomore year as of 2024-2025 school year, will be in 11th grade starting August-September 2025. Plans to graduate high school in May-June 2027. The last full Gen Z group to graduate high school.
The Class of 2027 is gonna graduate in 2027
by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
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Class Clown

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk
Your father doesn’t always look like it but he was quite a class clown in his days. Source: theidioms.com
by MikeTheGoat May 16, 2023
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High Class Gay Music

A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded in May of 2021 by Fagginator50. High Class Gay Music Corporation is ranked #2 in the global list of gay-remixing corporations, behind GayRemix Corporation, which takes the rank for #1, and is ranked #7 in largest corporation in the world. The corporation focuses on developing gay songs, and usually takes normal songs and makes them very gay. The corporation is most known for its role in the creation of the hit song "Gay Preach" by Young Cocklph.
Fuck, I love "Preach" by Young Dolph. FUCK NO MOTHAFUCKA, THAT SHIT IS BEWTYHAWL COMPARED TO "gay preach" BY YOUNG COCKLPH! HAIL HIGH CLASS GAY MUSIC!!!
by cheiejn May 17, 2023
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no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake
*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023
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