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phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man
"Buy me a phone card please"
by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022
mugGet the phone cardmug.

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use
by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018
mugGet the like a house of cardsmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
mugGet the Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
mugGet the swipe the cardmug.

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.
Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010
mugGet the Job cardmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...mug.

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