Canada

I’m so sorry eh

Canadian: doesn’t do anything
Canadian: I’m so sorry eh
CANADA

by Whahoha December 23, 2021

Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!

"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"

by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada

A place that does not exist.

Canada does not exist.

by drewswin October 21, 2018

Canada

America-lite

Hey I am from Canada

You mean American lite

by SlimTheA October 29, 2020

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

by rman1201 February 4, 2010