Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw

Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush

by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019

logang bang

A stupid name given to someone named logan

Look over their it's logang bang

by S_LUC1FER_666 October 9, 2023

Bang chan

Our leader

bang Chan is the best leader

by 2748428 January 31, 2021

doomsday bang

A pact between friends that if they are going to die, they will have sex and die happy and without consequences.

John and Susie agreed that when the nuclear sirens went off, they would die in a doomsday bang.

by Kingslayer69 October 7, 2013

Fat Banging

The action of pleasing ones self while watching another take photos of food.

Tom was at the window fat banging while watching the Bite Squad driver take photos of his food.

by Alpha_6 December 17, 2020

bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017

BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018