When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
by arylius November 29, 2020

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon
by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017
