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Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
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Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!
by arylius November 29, 2020
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Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019
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Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024
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friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.
See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!
by Joinerlee May 10, 2018
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breakfast

I want breakfast.
Breakfast
by give me breakfast October 17, 2021
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breakfast mcnasty

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon
Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.
by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017
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