anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.

My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night

by Wolfpup1424 May 26, 2020

Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain

I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.

by Analdemolition March 24, 2017

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 19, 2021

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 09, 2019

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 24, 2016

Anal gap

The gap which is called an asshole near your rear, can be used as an insults

Your an anal gap!

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Anal Sexer

Anal sexer is onesome that sends pics of anal sex.

Example of anal sexer is when your just minding your business. When you see Connor McNamara anal sexing (future tense).

by Conor_McNamara_2007 February 16, 2022