When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…
(Must be performed by two women.)
(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 08, 2009
The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.
Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen July 05, 2007
A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.
The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."
"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."
Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."
Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
by Dexter Graves October 27, 2010
by bananahands August 10, 2006
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.
The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.
Or the endless flip-flop slogans
Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect
On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain
The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.
Or the endless flip-flop slogans
Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect
On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain
The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.
A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.
Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"
"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.
Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"
"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 06, 2023
Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017