Dirt turtle

A brewery-term for the employee lowest on the totem-pole. Typically in-charge of doing the jobs no one else wants to do.

We need to clean kegs, scrub the floors, and keg-off beer till the brite tank is empty. Go tell the Dirt Turtle to do it.

by Dirt_Turtle December 01, 2017

Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 28, 2020

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle April 10, 2018

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016