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wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
mugGet the wheel out the cripplemug.

squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the squirrel shout-outmug.

crashing out about a bitch

Could be slang meaning someone got really emotional, upset, or exhausted over a woman (maybe in a breakup or drama situation).

Someone is getting really messed up (emotionally, mentally, or physically) over a woman, usually in a negative or dramatic way.
“Bro been crashing out about a bitch—dude quit his job, been drunk for three days straight.”
by ClashHACKER467 April 8, 2025
mugGet the crashing out about a bitchmug.
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
mugGet the clearing out the airing cupboardmug.

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
mugGet the I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.mug.

cake out

Cake out - make millions of £$
I'ma cake out of this deal, lets take it and run
by Em123222 October 23, 2020
mugGet the cake outmug.

crash out

she crash out when she sees her ex w a GREMLIN of a human.
by reilee c July 10, 2024
mugGet the crash outmug.

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