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Being yellow

A kind of life philosophy where the person who practices it is rather careless, and succeeds effortlessly in their initiatives despite not trying.

The person is often compared to a sociopath or someone with a schizoid personality disorder. Yellow people often get green ones pulled on them, but they are often too careless to counter-attack the green individuals, sometimes yellow beings decide to come back after months or years to clarify the truth, but no satisfaction arises from the clarification as they are careless and often apathetic and indifferent to any situation, they do the right thing for the sake of doing it, and they have very few friends; who often practice the yellow philosophy too.
Veronica: I am not a sociopath, I'm just being yellow. My groomer/abuser pulled a green one on me to gain the empathy of everyone and I had to clarify it months after the facts! She is evil!
by Wiggly boy October 16, 2020
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Yellow Indian

A Yellow Indian is a racist term for the native people of America - it is considered a highly offensive word towards Native Americans.
"I went to a reservation the other day."
"Those things are full of Yellow Indians."
by b00tib4b3 August 9, 2012
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Yellow marshmellow

A toilet paper roll that has been soaked with urine. The roll will plump up like a marshmellow and turn yellow.
As revenge he left them a yellow marshmellow.
by Bushki007 July 14, 2013
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Bismarck Yellow

In rugby - a Bismarck yellow is when a yellow card is given for a fantastic bone-crunching tackle which is (incorrectly) deemed to be a shoulder charge.

Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.

Others would suggest that the referee was bought.
Come on Mr Ref, that's a Bismarck yellow

That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow
by Roman Poite September 28, 2013
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yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote December 17, 2012
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double yellow fever

A sexual obsession with watching asian girls urinate.
guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.

guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!
by joanrafio August 10, 2012
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Yellow Torpedo

When one person pisses on another person while under water.
I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool
by daringe September 9, 2011
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