When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
by Darve July 11, 2023
Get the Car Washmug. Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.
Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011
Get the Pissher Washingmug. by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017
Get the wash the mixermug. by Buttthoe February 1, 2018
Get the Bati Washmug. Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
Get the Washing The Barbermug. When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
Get the Alabamian Washing Machinemug. a song by American heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch, from their sixth studio album Got Your Six.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Wash It All Awaymug.