The cone thing

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...

Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"

by Hym Iam December 21, 2023

Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.

The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil

by Heylin September 14, 2019

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.

Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.

by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

Big Gyal Thing

Rich girl thing. Gyal = girl but could just be person. Used in UK slang.

"CC bag look nice, but the Birkin bag look way more heavy
That's just a Big Gyal Thing, man, you get me?"

by BigYardTing July 7, 2023

you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011