Friday

Friday is the day where everyone is supposed to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter. If you don’t post it, you’re going to gnome hell!

“What day is it today?”
“It’s Friday, so we need to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter”

by GnomeoStan23 February 11, 2021

Fish Friday

A celebratory event at the end of the week in which all the participants blackout and drink so much they flop on the ground like a fish. The place where they fish is known as an aquarium. Spin-offs include: Mahi-mahi Monday, Tuna Tuesday, Whale Wednesday, Trout Thursday, Shark Saturday, and Sunfish Sunday.

Joe: Dude it's a Friday, what are our plans?
Kyle: It's Fish Friday, what else would we do.
Joe: Great, I'll grab the beer.

by Padre03 February 26, 2021

Friday Junior

It's Thursday since it's before Friday, Thursday the baby.

Man, I can't wait for Friday junior to get here so I can get my car.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 13, 2021

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

the debaters on friday

a fun little way to get the heck out of school

im going to the debaters on friday

by Reputablesource123 April 9, 2021