tylen brethett-johnson is gay
by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019
"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 08, 2023
aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 09, 2018
dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))
by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022
by closet johnson January 19, 2009
girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!
by _joemama_ August 07, 2022
by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021