Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
by Metallicajunkie May 02, 2020
A breed of chicken from northern England, highly affectionate but lacks common sense. Ginger feathers, spends around 80% of its life sleeping
by Bish-w-da-b-b-bush June 03, 2017
A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
by Jey oi February 17, 2024
Oh that guy really loves that movie jackson (big daddy)
Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)
throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)
Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)
throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)
by 🌹Randomrose🌹 February 10, 2022
bitch ass jamie lover that says “soon” every-time you need him for something. always loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your boyfriend. also spends money on overly expensive mandalorian hoodies and will offer to buy you one.
jonathan: oh my god look at that loser, the fuck is he wearing?
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
by imaverysexymannamedmagnus February 28, 2022