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Fridays

A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.
"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"

"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"

"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"

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by Vivalameggs June 13, 2022
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Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay
by Beanieboy April 7, 2019
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freaky friday

When the person you are dating fucks a different girl on fridays.
p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022
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Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them
by Minco January 24, 2021
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Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
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Friday Feast

The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.
ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"
by MrNoodle November 17, 2016
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Friday

1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
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