A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg
A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
by Cake_taster September 11, 2021
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. KING YUSUF IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERIOR. HE IS SMART, FUNNY AND IS SO SMOKING HOT. THE GUY WHO EVERY GIRL DREAMS ABOUT. HIS ASS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND HIS COCK IS MASSIVE
by u see this ur gay July 20, 2020
large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."
by Peyton Bauer August 25, 2008
An esteemed gentleman demanding (and deserving) great respect.
The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.
The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.
The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.
The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.
Pedestrian: "My lords, is that the King Of Siam?!?"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"
by The King Of Siam August 30, 2022
We worship King Monke
by King Monke August 13, 2021
My father is so Vastayan King!
by warframe player June 01, 2019
An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.
Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021