Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside

"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"

by poopsock911 October 26, 2019

Feel

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

"He could feel her leg beneath the table slyly."

Here, the word "feel" is used to indicate the action of one person touching or stroking another person secretly and subtly beneath a table.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

feels

n. a way for a person to describe their emotion

something that hits their heart, not physically.

The feels in No Game No Life : Zero is so unbearable. I literally have tears flowing down from my face

by EdgarNonsense June 1, 2018

Vagina feelings

Vagina feelings are the ultimate horniness of a woman. She isn’t sure whether she has real feelings for someone or is just horny. It’s basically having an invisible boner.

-„Do you like him or did you catch vagina feelings?“
- Nevermind. I only liked his appearance, so I guess it were vagina feelings.

by Jules92 June 1, 2019

Feelings

Something i do not possess

"Jamie, get your nasty ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings."

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010