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evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
wow i love your evan chong
by sh3kby February 11, 2024
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Evan Darling

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.
by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022
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Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank
“Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie
by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022
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robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017
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cheyna evans

A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it
Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling

Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
by Tsuna free October 5, 2021
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Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
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Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
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