Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

evan shakov

A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.

Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!

by chodehero111 February 2, 2024

Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him

Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough

by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019