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Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.
Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014
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Urban Douche

when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions
why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)
by ajrodz February 13, 2015
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Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.
"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"
by Khengus March 5, 2009
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douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.
Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.
by Psyche521 January 26, 2009
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douche holster

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.
by silentscope202 September 27, 2013
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