Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.

Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.

by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013

douche nozzling

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.

That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

by Lawyering May 17, 2015

Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.

1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."

by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

Urban Douche

when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions

why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.

"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"

by Khengus March 5, 2009

douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013