Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

tenth-cousin-2X-removed

Tenth-cousin-twice-removed (10C2R).

My tenth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

quadruple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

quadruple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024