breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan

“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”

by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey

Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.

by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022