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Lemoned

To add more sourness to a bad situation.
Tom lemoned the fight between the neighbours
by Sammy 4109 January 26, 2021
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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Lemon Eater

A total loser who sucks so much at fantasy football that they have to eat lemons.
by Champ2021 November 1, 2021
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Sugary Lemon Leonard

Usually shortened to “Sugary Lemon” or “Sugary Leonard” and used to describe any alcoholic beverage mixed with lemonade or lemon juice. May also describe someone with an affection for such drinks. Bares no connection to a former boxer with a similar name.
Sugary Lemon Leonard. An unusual drink, but I like it.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s
Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.
by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017
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Lemon

A yellow fruit that is sour. Often confused with lime.
“The LEMONade is too sweet! Not sour at all.”

OR

“Gotta have high high hopes for a lemon
Rapper seed
by khuongVS April 9, 2019
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Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.
Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017
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