national knox day

It's my national day where people actually become my friends and are nice to me

stranger :"Hey Knox happy national Knox day can we be friends")Knox: " No. "

by Kn0x March 9, 2021

National hug day

17th of march hug your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush

National hug day

by skskskkskskksk March 16, 2021

National Taco Thursday

On the third Thursday of every March, it is National Taco Thursday and you literally have to eat tacos or a clown will come to your bed and eat your face off while you are sleeping.

Hey bro it's National Taco Thursday. We better go eat some tacos today.

by Very hot man and also sexy March 18, 2021

National Roberta Day

The day we all hug and pat Roberta Sister of Dominic Sonic Takes place on the 26th of April

“HI WHORES IT’S NATIONAL ROBERTA DAY”

by chickenising chicken March 28, 2021

National Yeo Day

On March 31st it's National Yeo Day. Instead of saying "yep" say "yeo"

- hey, did you know it's national yeo day??
- YEOOOO

by elenagws March 30, 2021

national nagito week

This here is the week when we worship Nagito. The second week of April, everyone in the religion "Nagitoism" will worship Nagito.

Person 1: This is the week is the week that we worship Nagito!
Person 2: Who is Nagito?

Person 1: Nagito is the best person that you can ever hear about!
Person 2: So this is National Nagito Week, right?
Person 1: Yes!

by anonymous April 3, 2021

National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

by Avee4 April 14, 2021