Ethan

A person who attempts to rush and try - hard in Minecraft but should really stop.

Yo that guy is such a Ethan.

by BlessedPath877 October 12, 2020

Ethan

This person is a very good friend and they can almost always be there for you. NOTICE HOW I SAID ALMOST. They can be really annoying and really mean at most times but all in all, if you find one then keep them.

Person: What is your name
Ethan: It's Ethan, Why?
Person: Can we be friends lol

by Oop_poO November 4, 2020

Ethan

A little white bitch

Person 1: oh look it’s that little mayo monkey Ethan who gets off to 16 yr olds
Jet: what a bitch

by Fuckboy mel May 2, 2022

Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019

Ethan Alberta

Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him

Ethan Alberta is a squeaker

by Eatdat June 3, 2019

Ethan F

A man who knows way too much about coding and has the bone structure of a twig. He might have a couple of friends and might act chill around them, but the second he gets on Discord he is possibly the most racist person imaginable. Music taste either doesn't exist or is really bad, mostly consisting of video game soundtracks and more video game soundtracks. He's an absolute gamer though, a cool friend to have.

Wow that Ethan F kid is really smart, but he's pretty racist so I'll only fw him on discord.

by Vapid. March 25, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021