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Your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021
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Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.
Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom
by yamooni January 24, 2022
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Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
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Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022
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The most common comeback to ever be created in history.
Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch
by GlizzyGobbler69 in your mom January 31, 2022
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your mom= your a milf
hey your mom
by user_yourmom0 February 3, 2022
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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 3, 2022
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