by brian duclos April 27, 2010
The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S February 01, 2019
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 23, 2017
The act of taking daily showers. Including (but not limited to) washing your hands, arms, legs and feet every day. Washing your hands after using the restroom and before you cook or eat.
by Martha Crewart March 11, 2022
“black washing”is not a thing.
by loafer 2000 March 17, 2022
Person 1: Black Washing exists!
Person 2: No it doesn't
Person 3: Shut up and touch grass no one outside of the internet gives a flying fuck
Person 2: No it doesn't
Person 3: Shut up and touch grass no one outside of the internet gives a flying fuck
by shitty_definitions July 22, 2022