cad of wash

1) Big bag of weed
2) Wad of cash

Yo! Lemme see the cad of wash...

by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008

uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.

I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010

Washed

shorthand for "washed up"

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."

"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."

"IDK maybe you just washed"?

by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

wash the mixer

Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.

I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.

by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018