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Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.
Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.
by iononothing September 8, 2021
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bacon pancakes effect

The bacon pancakes effect is the growing lack of mental capabilities which slowly effects any and all who interviene in discord conversations within the confines of the titular server.
Hey John, how've you been this fine day?
Dude gtfo with the genocide jokes already im done. Done!
Wtf's wrong with you?
Do you seriously not remember last time we talked, it started witth casual normie bullshit and ended in genocide, im not into it Jack, piss off.
Dat bacon pancakes effect tho.
by ShikBlue October 18, 2017
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Pancake

A circular disk of sustenance, usually coating a sugary syrup composed of maple.
by Remathen June 15, 2021
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Lollerberry Pancakes

Pancakes made of lollerberries... Which are formed when lawling before breakfast.
Chelsea: Do you want some breakfast?
Jamie: No, I already had a helping of lollerberry pancakes!
by DJ Miss JM November 26, 2010
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Pancake

1. A baked good which is normally light and fluffy, made of a special batter, often served with maple syrup and berries on top.

2. A pose of an animal not too dissimilar to a sploot, where the animal is fully sprawled with belly to the ground limply. Normally applied to animals with a bit of heft, as it causes them to flatten out, much like a pancake. Also commonly applied to bunnies, and other middle to large sized rodents.
1. I love pancakes for breakfast

2. Your pet rabbit looks cute when it pancakes!
by A.U.S April 11, 2025
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Flippin' Pancakes

The act of having intercourse with a man or woman possessing a rather flat ass.
"Dude where were you?!"

"Sorry man me and my girl had to head home. On the brightside, I was Flippin' Pancakes all night long."
by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021
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