King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

King George

Someone that’s taxing excessively. Usually in reference to a drug dealer that’s charging way too much.

Civilian: “How much for a zip of pow wow?”
Dealer: “$2500.”
Civilian: “Ok then, King George.”

by First Man of the Valley May 15, 2019

Blow King

The birthday boy who not only blows out the candle but blows all the guys at the party is the blow king

I went to a birthday party and was quite surprised when it was not just the candles being blown out but also all the guys at the party being blown. The person who came up from under the table was crowned the blow king

by Wingnut 13 April 10, 2021

king dougie

a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.

Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"

me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"

friend: "no way"

by deliciousdirt June 20, 2023

Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl August 5, 2008

king cut

The best cut of food. This transcend all food, from cod and pizza to squirrels and banana bread with walnuts.

Yo homie, slice me off the king cut from that roni pie!

by Chuck t Farley December 2, 2016

King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.

Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary

by psuedominiom May 5, 2020