Urban Douche

A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?

Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.

by TheUnknownSkier January 26, 2015

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017