If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
Get the Jacob with two b's mug.Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011
Get the Two-rufie fuck mug.to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
by eskimo___ May 3, 2020
Get the two meter rule mug.A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020
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Get the two trains running mug.Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.
A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!
Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013
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