the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019

tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.

Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.

by Hartaka May 20, 2023

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 31, 2020

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 08, 2017

season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.

dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!

by 3Wishes February 18, 2011