Luke

Luke is the type of guy who presents himself as a rather cheerful bloke, a faithful, hard-working husband and a loving father. A well-rounded man, if you ask me.

But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.

"Luke is hoe'ing out again."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."

by Shaneeeeen January 4, 2023

luke stuller

My best friend and a very smart kid. He is very loveable and will do anything for his friends.

"Hey luke stuller"

by Milk_cup103 November 22, 2019

Luke pickering

Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.

Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.

by BoeJanglesz June 7, 2017

Luke

a person who can't read

Luke probably can't read this

by johnathan allen January 22, 2023

Luke

really really tall really really tall really really tall really really tall really really tallreally really tallreally really tallreally really tall really really tall really really tallreally really tall really really tallreally really tallreally really tallreally really tallreally really tallreally really tall

Luke is tall

by WWUKEY December 5, 2021

Luke

Luke is the greatest human being to ever exist on this planet. He is also super handsome.

Fuck me Luke is handsome

by Lukeishandsome November 21, 2021

Luke

Usually an asshole who will be short Tempered and will annoy you and think he is funny you will hate all Lukes

Girl 1: Hey Luke is an asshole right
Girl 2: totally

by The_Turtle_Master December 3, 2019