till your garden

to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them

friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden

friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary

by birch_soup June 3, 2024

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Ohio olive garden

When you've had enough stress you strip naked and dunk your head and hands into a deep fryer

This shift has been enough time for the ol ohio olive garden

by Odinsraven98 February 8, 2026

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Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

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Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

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Grow a Garden

A game where you buy seeds, wait hours for them to grow, sell it, and then just rinse and repeat the cycle. On Saturdays, there is an in-game event thing called an "admin abuse", where the developer of the game just runs random events and the events have a chance to give a mutation to one of your plants.

Yo bro I just participated in the Admin Abuse event and Jandel stocked 200 divines!!!
Not my cup of tea, in my opinion, Grow a Garden is a boring ass game.

by Some Basic Dud on the Internet March 30, 2026

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