Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

Boobed (verb)

The action in which one becomes 'owned'.

1. YOUR INTERNET JUST BOOBED YOU!
2. Dude, I just got boobed.

by Amir & Kati April 24, 2005

Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"

Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.

by merrrp! September 26, 2014

Friday Boobs

The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

by cdawggg June 5, 2014

Boob ball

Boob ball is when a female’s tit falls off and then boys use it as a soccer ball.

Hey bro do you want to play soccer with Sarah’s boob ball?

by Greasy toenail January 19, 2021

Boob followage

Following someone on twitter for the sole reason of them having boobs.

I got tons of boob followage today.

by Zombette February 11, 2012