Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

cheyna evans

A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it

Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling

Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good

by Tsuna free October 5, 2021

Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

Evan Tilton is so hot

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016

Evan

Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being

Evan was doing jabol yesterday

by Evanthegreat June 7, 2021