Evan

trash at fortnite

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB

by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Evan Primavera

one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !

wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him

by evanananan November 8, 2016

Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.

Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!

by dump.trump May 30, 2018

Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by anonymous January 20, 2023

evan and bianca

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.

-why is bianca licking that guys face?
-that’s evan!
-oh! evan and bianca, duh!

by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018