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California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021
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California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
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California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.
"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."
by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020
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california breeze

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze
“kyra feeling that California breeze💀”
“there’s that california breeze😹🙏”
by lollywolly April 9, 2023
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California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),
I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!
by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024
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california law

by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018
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California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021
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