noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021
Get the California Standoffmug. The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
Get the California Slamdownmug. by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020
Get the California Porridgemug. when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze
by lollywolly April 9, 2023
Get the california breezemug. California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),
by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024
Get the Californiamug. 
A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021
Get the California Middle Classmug.