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Creamy Caesar salad 

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.
My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

The Cake Cult 

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.
Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?

smegma cake 

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

Cum Cake Religion 

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong
I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god

mexican cake boss 

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect
I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection
mexican cake boss by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

angel cake 

aziraphale is so sweet, and he is an angel. he's like an angel cake.
angel cake by cherryblossomwine December 1, 2021