A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'
by DrMaisha March 2, 2019
Get the Brandon Tengmug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025
Get the March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruzmug. 
A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
Get the The Brandonmug. Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
Get the Brandonmug.