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A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess
someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous
by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022
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this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
by ologs July 21, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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who am ah?

one of my favorite acting choices in the world
aladdin: who are you?
genie: who am ah?
by 000000ps September 12, 2019
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i am not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy
by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024
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I AM

DIEHZ NUTS I AM
by PENISPUCNHER5 August 21, 2021
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