Don Dog

American satirical composer, born 1967, currently living in southeastern Pennsylvania. Bands have included Lizard and Schizo (1985), Yot Club (1986), Lizard Schizo and Bob (1985), Equinox (1984).

Songs too countless to mention.

His satirical music is often played on Baltimore's 98 Rock radio station, as well as other regional outlets.

Have you heard that new Don Dog album, Mike?

by Rob Wallace May 27, 2006

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Gary-dogging

The act of compulsively reading statuses and engaging on a "liking-spree" on Facebook while defecating.

Hey man, I was Gary-dogging the other day and ran across your post. Forty-four comments and I liked every single one!

by Fraq May 28, 2013

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Dog Biter

when a female subject is giving head a proceeds to bite a small portion of the dick but it bleeds profusly, WARNING this may result in Not Having Friends or the male not being able to move
DW

dude did you hear a " Dog Biter" got matt at the game yesterday

awww bro hes gonna sting for a week

by The Man You Want To Be November 18, 2010

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Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef December 9, 2011

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