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Don Dog

American satirical composer, born 1967, currently living in southeastern Pennsylvania. Bands have included Lizard and Schizo (1985), Yot Club (1986), Lizard Schizo and Bob (1985), Equinox (1984).

Songs too countless to mention.

His satirical music is often played on Baltimore's 98 Rock radio station, as well as other regional outlets.
Have you heard that new Don Dog album, Mike?
by Rob Wallace May 27, 2006
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Gary-dogging

The act of compulsively reading statuses and engaging on a "liking-spree" on Facebook while defecating.
Hey man, I was Gary-dogging the other day and ran across your post. Forty-four comments and I liked every single one!
by Fraq May 28, 2013
mugGet the Gary-doggingmug.

Dog Biter

when a female subject is giving head a proceeds to bite a small portion of the dick but it bleeds profusly, WARNING this may result in Not Having Friends or the male not being able to move
DW
dude did you hear a " Dog Biter" got matt at the game yesterday

awww bro hes gonna sting for a week
by The Man You Want To Be November 18, 2010
mugGet the Dog Bitermug.

Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by FluffyDef December 9, 2011
mugGet the Beat the dogmug.

Pot dog

A drug sniffing dog, commonly used for finding drugs in school lockers.
Dan: I heard the pot dogs are coming to our school today! I hope they don't find the weed in my locker.

Jim: You're screwed! Haha
by Hot as ice! April 21, 2010
mugGet the Pot dogmug.

kicked dog

Someone who endures abuse from others but always retreats back to their abusers because it is what they’re call home.
Be nice to him/her, for all we know they could have been treated like a kicked dog all their life
by that’s life February 4, 2018
mugGet the kicked dogmug.

Show Dog

The pretty female friend used by men to get noticed by other females.
He doesn't really want a relationship with you. You are his show dog to make other females notice.
by The show dog August 14, 2017
mugGet the Show Dogmug.

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