marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either

i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary

by you don’t know me October 8, 2020

your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).

God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.

by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016

Your Mum/Mom

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.

"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"

by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011

your mum's pussy

it is used by townies/chavs.

moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy

by owen April 5, 2005

your mum epic

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.

such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit

by eddy baby July 26, 2006