Owen

The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

Owen

An Owen is one of the best people you can meet. They normally have dark hair and a cute but contagious smile. Owen is very caring and respectful to others(besides the occasional teasing) Owen is a really funny guy and can make anyone laugh and set a good vibe. Owen is always up for a challenge and has a(mostly) good mindset. Owens are perfect, if you were to ever loose one I'd feel really bad for you because your life pretty much is ruined by then. Owen is usually a little smarter then others around him but refuses to acknowledge it. Owen is also usually very attractive and amazing. You should find yourself an Owen, before it is too late!!

Person 1: "Oh my god, look it's Owen!!"

Person 2: "He is so hot, I need to get my own Owen"

by Rainthehottestaliveomg July 11, 2023

Owen

A massive weenie.

“Hey have you met that guy named Owen? I heard he’s a massive weenie”.

by Trocstar3000 October 5, 2021

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020

Owen

So kind and smart. He is amazing. He has been my crush for a long time.

Me in my mind: *I love you Owen*
Him in his mind: “I love you Quinn*

by I love you Owen July 24, 2021

owen

the acctual definition of a chad. (frat guy) loves to fuck bitches and get hella money.

owen is the coolest person in the fuckung world

by whatupppppmydawgyuh September 14, 2021