Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.

WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.

by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

WiFi Boi

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.

Person 1 - “My wifi is now 100mbps”
Person 2 - “Fuck off wifi boi”

by Wifiboi May 29, 2018

Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.

Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.

by Pope$layer April 2, 2017

WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.

Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it

by Lifehacker May 1, 2016

wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.

Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020