wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.

Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.

by Eascent September 29, 2023

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.

Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.

by Pope$layer April 2, 2017

LSC WIFI

LSC WIFI is something more la

Which WiFi can control kids gaming time ?

just use LSC WiFi, it close automatically if anyone tying to play games

by squatting parrot October 19, 2021

Norms' WiFi

When your WiFi is absolute dogshit and cannot play videogames without zipping everywhere, as if you were in Norms ordering a Gobble Gobble Bigger Better Breakfast while playing videogames.

Man1: Fuck dude this stupid baby Wraith downed me again!
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.

by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.

Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020