An unintelligent and superficial (shallow) person, one which might obligatorily contemplate the definition of 'umbrella in the rain.'
by sig4mr795 May 9, 2018
Get the umbrella in the rainmug. when a guy shoves his hands up a girls va-gi-gi and then opens up his hand real fast like an umbrella opening
I was fingering my girl and then i put my hand up her and quickly opened up all my fingers giving her an angry umbrella. That was the last time she talked to me.
by ilovecody March 31, 2009
Get the Angry Umbrellamug. Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.
Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
by Riley J April 10, 2008
Get the Umbrella Jobmug. Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"
by quiggler August 20, 2007
Get the grab an umbrellamug. Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.
Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
by Riley J April 11, 2008
Get the Umbrella Jobmug. "Life is better under the Umbrella" Welcome to the leading name in technology and research. We have store, games review, forum, gallery, and much more.
by Mauricio Lopez August 29, 2005
Get the umbrella corporationmug. by Anonymous November 20, 2002
Get the Carrying an umbrellamug.