Five twelve

The epitome of perfection... in every way..

He was five twelve and perfect

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018

Mega-twelve

A twelve year old that acts older then they are

My daughter is so mega-twelve

by Lolaoliviabell October 21, 2025

twelve

a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.

Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.

by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024

Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.

“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”

by EmmaRosie July 5, 2021

hang twelve

Used to describe a female surfer who rides naked. See hang eleven.

Brah, did you see her out there? She loves to hang twelve. Gnarly man, get pitted.

by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020