Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite

Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!

by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019

Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.

I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).

by Shilp February 11, 2022

Go-fo-twelve

Falling to sleep before twelve
fell asleep, very sleepy
Die ,died,knocked out

I'm about to Go-fo- twelve, I have to be a work early.
He's about to Go-fo-twelve messing with me!
You must be ready to Go-fo-twelve?
He went fo' twelve.

by c. bingley March 24, 2008

Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..

He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025