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Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.
"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."
by burndarker October 7, 2020
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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
mugGet the Mike Pencemug.

Pence

to be put in permanent exile as trump did to Mike Pence when he refused to cave to trumps pressure to go along with the wacko plan drawn up by Eastman to use his powers as the president of the senate to throw out Mike and Trumps own opponent's certified elelectoral slates in what would amount to a staggering conflict of interest and a constitutional crisis if it could be successful
Trump will wait till the last hour to run so that DeSantis will already have expended much energy and resources to the point that it will be humiliating for DeSantis to back out. Trump actually wants DeSantis to not back out so he can "Pence" him.
by Amy H15 January 21, 2022
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