(v) Most commonly used in reference to walking obscene distances when taking public transportation is readily available and extremely inexpensive. Antonym of the verb "to ken", meaning "to take a taxi an obscenely short distance such as one city block."
That guy never takes cabs. Right now he is timming it from the airport all the way downtown. It's going to take him like 5 hours.
by NWebster March 13, 2009
Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.
How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 12, 2017
Noun. An acronym for "trans identified male." This term refers to men who identify as women. This term can be considered synonymous with "transwoman" however one might choose to use "TIM" instead of "transwoman" to clarify that these people are not women or any kind of woman. Can be written as TiM.
by Ravenclaw_Feminist January 17, 2021
by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 25, 2006
A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
by Cumherern March 15, 2017