thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Thumper Trumper

A bible thumper who worships Donald Trump and believes he is God’s anointed leader.

Pam says she’s a Christian, but she’s just another annoying thumper trumper.

by BossBabe August 10, 2019

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

rug thumper

Insulting term for a Muslim, especially one from the Middle East. It comes from the Muslim practice of praying by prostrating oneself on a rug.

Leave the Christian dune coon alone. Only shoot the rug thumpers.

by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg

born 3 January 2003) is a Swedish environmental activist who is internationally known for challenging world leaders to take immediate action against climate change

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a very good person.

by bigmanting12435 November 27, 2020

thumpers

big boobs.

Rafe:look at those thumpers!!!!!
Dave:I would really like to motorboat those!!!!

by mwiz March 2, 2015